Funny Monkey

A lizard casually climbs up a tree in the jungle one day and find monkey sitting on a branch, smokking weed. Lizard pesters him for some, but the monkey keeps saying, " No, you are lightweight, it will go right up to your head."

Eventually, Monkey gives Lizard some weed. Lizard starts smoking the weed, and fels a bit thristy. So he goes down to lake to get some water.

While the lizard drinks water at the lake, he see Alligator who notices that he seems a bit high. Lizard tells Alligator he has been smoking some weed with the Monkey up on the tree. So Alligator goes up to Monkey to ask if he can have some.

So as Monkey's sitting there, high as a kite, waiting for Lizard to get back, he sees Alligator climb up onto the branch.

"Bloody hell!" yells Monkey, "How much freakin' water did you drink?"