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Silly Dog Jokes

    Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
    A: Chump chops!

    Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
    A: Just one, the moulting season!

    Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
    A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

    Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
    A: Because they mess up the whole house!

    Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?
    A: Put a peg on it's nose!

    Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
    A: Any times he wants to!

    Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
    A: When it's a greyhound!

    Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
    A: Melon-collie!

    Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
    A: Hush puppies!

    Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
    A: Slush puppies!

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