Funny animals with funny sayings

We’ve probably all heard people say stupid things at the office. We might have said 1 or 2 (hundred) ourselves. Here’s a collection of actual quotes people overheard their coworkers say. Some are funny, some are just stupid and a few are pretty sad… So here are funny things people overheard at the office:

“Do you think I’ve been sitting here twiddling my ass?”

“At no time do I ever condone you making changes to improve things in the office.”

“Snakes on a Plane – what’s that about?”

“Go jump off a lake.”

“He’s not the sharpest canister in the ocean.”

“Keep a stiff upper chin.”

“The squeaky wheel gets the spoke.